Episode 85: Let's Just Start Over
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2019
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
The sky is blue. Water is wet. The Yankees still can't beat the Orioles. Are we under some giant prank because it's April Fool's Day? Hubbs and Tommy break down the first three very frustrating games of the year. Aaron Judge is tired of losing these games, which is great, but let's actually win them. DJ LeMahieu might be the best hitter of all time. Should Brett Gardner be leading off still? No. Luke Voit is a living legend and Greg Bird is well….Greg Bird. We introduce a new segment called “Texts From Your Ex” and talk about a really good thing MLB did and a really really bad thing MLB did. The guys end the show with a little recap from Tommy's Vegas weekend and Hubbs trying to dance with a girl at the bar!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.6 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.4 | Welcome to another edition of The short porch presented by Barcelona |
| 0:13.4 | I'm your host Hubs alongside me on the other side of the laptop the Colossus of the Cloud |
| 0:18.0 | the Vape got himself he's got some new dance moves in his in his bag apparently |
| 0:22.3 | Tommy smokes |
| 0:23.1 | Tom skibelly what's going on what's up I mean those moves were actually one |
| 0:27.4 | video wasn't good but the one where my knees are moving in and out sort of |
| 0:30.5 | like a crab leg I mean that was actually heat. Disagree. I don't know what you're doing. You got to don't let that be film next time. |
| 0:38.0 | You have people ask. |
| 0:40.0 | Uncomfortable, comfortable in my own skin. I'm going to let the moves talk for themselves. |
| 0:45.0 | All right, we'll get in the Vegas at the end of the show. |
| 0:47.0 | We're going to get in the Yankees right now. |
| 0:49.0 | It's a new season. |
| 0:50.0 | We're watching regular season baseball feels great. |
| 0:52.0 | I actually have stuff to do now |
| 0:54.9 | watch the Yankees instead of just sit around on my ass. The bad news still sitting around |
| 0:59.8 | on her ass just watching the Yankees. Well, went to the game on Saturday. That was, well, |
| 1:04.0 | technically it's still sitting on my ass there I guess, but bad news still haven't |
| 1:11.0 | changed the strategy of beating the Orioles. We're not doing it yet. |
| 1:16.0 | Or hitting with runners in scoring position. |
| 1:19.0 | Yep, two for 14, two for 12 today, two 14, |
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