Episode #832: Go Smurf Yourself!!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2011

⏱️ 63 minutes

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TBTL learns that apparently the Smurfs stand for everything bad in the world, plus Sean regrets joking with a woman during trivia night, but Luke and Jen tell him not to sweat it.

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0:00.0	What about for all the other kids trying to learn how to ride their bike? Can you say anything to them?
0:04.6	Everybody! I know you can believe in yourself. If you believe in yourself, you will know how to ride a bike.
0:12.3	If you don't, you just keep practicing. You won't get to hang over it. I know it.
0:19.3	Signs up everybody!
0:20.8	All right.
0:21.8	We're walking in more!
0:22.8	Two, three, two!
0:30.8	Oh yes. Thumbs way up for rock and roll on this Monday afternoon edition of TBTL,
0:37.5	the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:40.8	I feel happy of myself.
0:42.8	My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.
0:46.4	This is episode 832 in a collector's series and we've got so much to get to.
0:54.0	Hi, this is Luke's Mom Suzy coming tonight on TBTL.
0:58.4	It's incredible. Hey, you know, you know the smurfs, the thing that more or less formed a bunch of our childhoods?
1:06.8	It's a piece of smurf you spank! I am your smurf!
1:09.8	Yeah!
1:10.8	Well, it may have been actually anti-Semitic, anti-women pro-stalinist.
1:18.8	Anyway, we'll take a look at that also. It's Monday.
1:22.8	It's Granny time!
1:25.6	When Jen Flash Andrews, our resident Granny shows up and grannies it up.
1:30.4	Also, she's seen a movie that hang over two.
1:34.0	We're going to discuss it during our So Who Needs a Movie segment coming up here in just a few minutes.
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