Dude, you get the best barrels ever dude, just like you pull in and you just get spit right out of them

And you just drop in and just smack the lip, hold back, drop down, and then after that, you just drop in

Just ride the barrel and get pitted, so pitted like that

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Sure, I guess, I mean that's all stuff that could happen

Right here, right now on this Thursday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L

The show that's probably too beautiful to learn

Just blow and turn that time, aren't we?

Indeed, it's episode 830 in a collector's series

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in it 186 pounds

Honey badger don't care, honey badger smacks the shit out of it

Um, pizza, that's low carbs, right?

I mean if you're having a beer with it

I'm sorry, if you're having a beer with it, it's obviously low or slow carbs

At least that's my understanding

Here's something else I understand, that is...

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on T-B-T-L

Got a fun show for you here on this Thursday

You all knew Donald Trump was super smart, right?

Taking redirection, understanding, massive power

But did you know that he also knows how to eat pizza?

He made a video explaining it, which we will play for you in a few moments

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