Hello and welcome to a brand new ArsBlog, arsecast right here on arseblog.com.

How are you?

Hope you well.

Thank you very much indeed.

As always, for being here.

It's been a strange kind of quiet week, has it not, after the hectic nature

of the last few months, all the midweek football, the post-Liverpool stuff, even if there was a lot

of nonsense around that game. Most of the nonsense didn't involve Arsenal, by the way. It was

mostly Liverpool fans doing weird things

to their own player or making really, really weird banners. Lads, lads, I've got a great idea

for the game against Arsenal. Oh yeah? What's your really great idea? Because, you know,

I'm all on for celebrating winning the title.

A few beers, sing a few songs.

You'll have a bit of crack, you know, won the title.

That's good, right?

No, listen, we'll go on by a length of fabric.

Okay, intriguing.

Go on, go on.

And then what we'll do is we'll ask one of our moms to embroider a picture of

Michel Artetta on the fabric. Oh, great idea. That's brilliant. And it'll be like Michel Artetta

wearing a hat like with a big L on it, right, for for loser or a T-shirt that says, second

or something like that. Yeah, that's great. No, it's even better than that.

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