Episode 821: Sasquatch Deposed and a Harbinger Duck

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Florida man eats diet of butter, cheese, beef; cholesterol oozes from his body - Ars Technica Google caves to Donald Trump's executive order and will change 'Gulf of Mexico' to 'Gulf of America' on its maps 'Who Sent You?': Missouri Homeowner Shoots at Teens Playing 'Ding Dong Ditch,' Chases Them Down In Car and Holds Them at Gunpoint on Ground, Authorities Say The World's Oldest Anus Has an Unexplained Glow in Florida GoFundMe raises nearly $30K for Indiana pizza delivery driver who was tipped $2 after walking half a mile through deep snow Bizarre Image of Cartoon Duck Mistakenly Attached to Mass Termination Email Baffles Fired Employees China's first corgi police dog loses bonus over 'workplace misconduct' | Euronews Villain for Hire' Service Lets 'Weak' Boyfriends Look Cool by Beating Up Fake Tough Guy in Front of Girlfriends B.C. man's sasquatch-seeking expeditions used against him in spousal support case – CTVNews Grand jury indicts 7 for deadly baby shower shootout, hiding guns in party food

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissinence is brought to you by our patrons.
0:04.3	You fucking rock.
0:09.1	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:15.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason. Recording live from Gloria Hole Studios in Sheparding live from Glory Hole Studios in Chicago and beyond, this is cognitive distance.
0:47.6	Every episode of you blasts anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence to any any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad.
0:59.0	It's skeptical.
1:00.4	It's political.
1:02.1	And there is no welcome at.
1:04.7	Today is again Thursday, Wednesday.
1:07.5	Wednesday.
1:08.1	I don't know.
1:08.6	It doesn't matter.
1:09.4	Yeah.
1:09.5	Time flies when you're having fun, guys. Look, know. It doesn't matter. Yeah. Time flies when you're having fun, guys.
1:11.5	Look, guys.
1:13.5	It doesn't matter.
1:15.1	You know?
1:15.6	Time is a construct.
1:17.5	What do you?
1:18.0	What do you?
1:18.3	You're counting time in the apocalypse?
1:19.8	Yeah, it doesn't matter.
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