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This is cognitive dissonance.

Every episode would you blast anyone who gets in our way.

We bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence to any topic that makes the news

makes it big or makes us mad. It's skeptical.

It's political. And there is no welcome at. Today is Wednesday, February the 5th. I think we're

back to a time where every day counts. I know, right? There's so, can you imagine how much things are going to change between now and Monday when this releases?

Oh, we're essentially recording this podcast in like a land of irrelevance.

Yeah.

We might as well be tweeting it out from the Titanic.

We used to like talk about this 24-hour news cycle.

Now we have like a 24-minute news cycle.

It's insane, dude.

Every time I open like one of my news apps, I'm like, well, that's a fresh hell.

I don't even know what to do.

It's so bad.

Every day is the worst.

So bad.

The only upside is that we can soon book our vacation to the Middle East Riviera.

And that Cecil is a thing that was said out loud yesterday.

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