Episode 82

The Tasteless Gentlemen

Comedy

4.9 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2018

⏱️ 64 minutes

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On this episode of The Tasteless Gentlemen Show, Bradley, Alex, Dom and Scoop are in studio to relationships and crazy roommates. New shirt designs are going up all the time. They help fund the entire operation. Check them out! https://www.emeuteapparel.com/ https://www.williampainter.com/ Discount: "FUCKSCOOP" Please sub, thumbs up, rate on iTunes, follow on twitter, or whatever... it really helps spread the good word. FB: http://tinyurl.com/jsznbsu IG: http://tinyurl.com/jhm9e93 TWITTER: http://tinyurl.com/jrzz5t9 SOUNDCLOUD: http://tinyurl.com/gn2r2f8 iTUNES: http://tinyurl.com/h9y8wga Outro - All Gold Geeked Up https://soundcloud.com/all-gold-official/geeked-up-1 Intro track - Monkeys Spinning Monkeys - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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0:00.0	We're in a pre-com. How ridiculous is it that back in the day they told you that that was going to get a chick pregnant?
0:09.3	I think it can though. I mean, hypothetically yes but they made it sound like it was more potent yeah yeah
0:18.0	it's someone who doesn't enjoy sex they were like this is all the this is all the
0:22.0	sperm is in this like one little droplet of pre-com like 99% of it and if it like
0:28.1	touches a girl's flesh yeah she's gonna get pregnant she it oozes through her skin by osmosis it's gonna get pregnant. It oozes through her skin.
0:33.0	By osmosis, it's gonna...
0:35.0	See, I was always concerned about that because, and we've talked about it,
0:38.0	but I have a copious amount of pre-cum.
0:40.0	Please, just don't...
0:42.0	No, but I don't know what't. God, it's so gross.
0:44.0	I'm honestly, dude, fuck off.
0:45.0	Don't picture it then.
0:46.0	No, it's not.
0:47.0	I don't know what's the way you say it.
0:48.0	I don't know what's normal.
0:49.0	What is normal?
0:50.0	Because you said a drop, is that like what normal pre-com is for most people
0:53.8	I drops I guess I shoot a dime size that's all of it right there a little
0:59.9	what pre-com no the whole thing whole thing. Poyke. Nice and tidy like a, like a Hershey kiss.
1:05.0	Like a water droplet hitting the water.
1:08.0	That's it.
1:09.0	Like you decorating a cake?
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