Episode 81

The Tasteless Gentlemen

Comedy

4.9 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2018

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of The Tasteless Gentlemen Show, Bradley, Alex, Dom and Scoop are in studio to talk pay up on our wing challenge bet, talk about dating, and drug use. New shirt designs are going up all the time. They help fund the entire operation. Check them out! https://www.emeuteapparel.com/ Please sub, thumbs up, rate on iTunes, follow on twitter, or whatever... it really helps spread the good word. FB: http://tinyurl.com/jsznbsu IG: http://tinyurl.com/jhm9e93 TWITTER: http://tinyurl.com/jrzz5t9 SOUNDCLOUD: http://tinyurl.com/gn2r2f8 iTUNES: http://tinyurl.com/h9y8wga Outro - Outro - Song: Selena Gomez & Marshmello - Wolves - (All Gold Remix) Artists: ALL GOLD https://goo.gl/AXmNWK Intro track - Monkeys Spinning Monkeys - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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0:00.0	You know it.
0:07.0	There's nothing worse than not being able to get your dick card when you need it.
0:11.0	Is there anything worse? like your car doesn't start
0:12.6	you gotta go well I think waking up and your dick's and gone
0:16.2	like oh you mean like you mean like and you're not on your body just gone and your wife
0:20.1	has a fucking knife and she's holding your phone
0:22.8	a piss and you're like,
0:24.0	ugh.
0:25.0	And it's just not there.
0:26.0	Like a black mirror episode.
0:27.5	It's just like smoothed over like a kendol.
0:29.3	Detachable penis.
0:30.3	Yeah, that would be terrible.
0:32.0	I know Mike Jones made that song Dick Don't Fail Me Now.
0:35.0	Oh yeah, that's right. Sounds like a love song.
0:38.0	That sounds like a pet talk you give yourself before you're fucking...
0:41.0	That's a true love song. True love song love song don't fail me now I mean you can feel the passion just thinking about it just saying it you
0:48.0	can feel it yeah I can feel the STD burning so sad in my loins down down in my bawls.
0:54.0	My plums.
0:55.0	I can feel it in my plums.
0:57.0	Bich.
0:58.0	All right, are we going to get this party started?
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