Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!

Patterson Revolution! Do you sense the presence? I'm really nervous. I sense the presence tonight. The energy is like it's it's palpable. Yeah, isn't it? You could cut it with a knife

You could cut it with a god damn knife. You could cut it with a goddamn knife.

Look, kids, we chatted about this a few shows ago that we were going to get a psychic and

tonight we did it.

We deliver.

If we chat about something, it it comes true yeah so this is

real scoured scoured the internet of Wilmington the Wilmington internet's Wilmington North Carolina and it's huge huge

found psychic lorry with the she had the most she had the best reviews.

I mean I'm gonna be now let's be on I'm gonna be real now let's be real.

So it wasn't like I vetted a lot of people I didn't call like 30 psychics and vet them

I just I picked the one with the best reviews. She seemed

cool on the phone. Sure. Cool enough that I was like hey do you want to come

over to my house? Yeah. Because we're doing a thing we're doing a show yeah that'd be great

which is crazy were you like not the first person you called you're like not

not expecting that at all you're like like, oh, I know. Okay, I guess I'm done. Yeah, I thought I was gonna have to follow a trail of gypsy tears for, you know, gypsy.

Tight, you know, chopped off little dolphin fins like, you know chopped off little dolphin fins like you know I was going to have to snort

some type of elk horn you know grounded down elk in mortar and pestle. Yep and that because they do that a lot. I really want one of those. They do that a lot. And no she just answered right off the get-go and was like, hey, she was totally cool and I was like, hey, how about 8 o'clock at

our house?

It was almost like I was inviting her to a soft swing, like a swinger's thing where I was like,

so do you want to come over at our house around 8 o'clock?

That's what the child goes down.

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