Episode 81 - An Eclipse Orgasm

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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🗓️ 9 August 2017

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss people who chase totality eclipses like the one coming up on August 21st, how if Jennifer Lawrence calls for you it's over, Grillmasters, and why true pimp athletes shouldn't broadcast. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!
0:07.0	Patterson Revolution! Evolution! about this goddamn eclipse from your mouth one more time. I'm going to lose all of my shit.
0:29.3	All of my shit. People, there's an eclipse coming August 21st people are going bug
0:36.5	fuck over this thing yeah really going tater-tot dick over it and
0:41.5	James you I have honestly you will not shut up about this goddamn eclipse yeah well I am an
0:50.0	eclipse chaser you're an eclipser right is that what they call them yeah
0:53.6	eclipsers okay so totality yeah sure sure so where where is the where is this eclipse taking place where is the path of this
1:05.5	eclipse the path is from Oregon to South Carolina so it's a diagonal diagonal diagonal it's a diagonal diagonal. Diagonal path across the US.
1:16.0	So for us over here, the closest totality is Columbia.
1:20.0	Is Columbia. totality is a Columbia, South Carolina.
1:25.8	Columbia, South Carolina, okay.
1:27.0	And their hotels have been booked for,
1:30.8	the hotels for this day, have been booked for a year.
1:35.0	Well, for a year.
1:36.0	I would have said longer.
1:38.0	I've been to Columbia, South Carolina.
1:39.0	It's about a, it's about a four hour drive from here.
1:42.0	Yeah.
1:43.8	So what you're saying is this.
1:46.8	If you're not in the path of the eclipse,
1:49.0	you will not see a total eclipse of the heart.
1:52.3	Yes. Yes.
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