I was just we were just talking about J.T's beautiful child before this started and I was like

man she's so cute I would eat her up and then I stopped myself and I was like man

maybe I should give some context to this, maybe it's like

culturally insensitive. He was like, nah, we do the same thing in the States and so on, which reminded me of

like a small story of, you know, this uncle who lives in the Bakke. of this

uncle who lives in the Balkans,

friend of mine, actually went to visit

his cousins which live in Germany

and they're kind of like Germanized or whatever to an extent and you know

some of the cultural norms kind of don't exactly fit I'll use those terms.

And he got into a very weird situation,

because in the Balkans, it's absolutely normal

when you see a small boy or whatever from a family that you're close to and you know you tease him you talk to him and you ask him

Oh is the dick growing? How is the dick? You know you literally say shit like that. And this dude goes to Germany, he speaks German,

because for some reason all of us in the Watkins do.

I mean, we won the war and yet we do,

learn the languages because we want to clean their toilets.

But no, and he was like over there and he sees him.

And it's like for the kid's birthday or some shit,

or like, I don't remember exactly what.

But there's a shit on of other people, Germans there and you know midway during the day you know he's on his third beer and you know he's alone with his little cousin but not really alone because he's 20 people around he's like oh how's your dick cousin

isn't growing this fucking 35 year old dude asking the seven year old the Germans

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