Oh Jesus Christ. You guys like shave your body. I never asked you this because I like during the summer I shaved my stomach because like a

oh we discussed this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember when you got like basically because like a rediscussed this? Did we discuss?

Yeah, I remember you got like basically razor burn all over.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Okay, so there's an update to this.

I bought like a real good like actual shaver thingy which by the way like trimmer but by the way never

used on your balls like every man never is like you do not use on your fucking balls but now

when I trimmed you know my tummy area and looked at myself in the mirror.

I'm like, damn, like I don't look bad, you know, because I got a lot of fucking hair.

So I get, you know, it literally gave me a few centimeters on my belly or whatever the

fuck the little hair which made me feel even shrubier than I am and then I

I just shaved it off and I looked at the mirror I'm like man I'm a new man what the

fuck so I guess a nice little aesthetic touch is always

interesting but I will never ever in a million fucking years shave my

beard off. I am one like ugly looking motherfucker without the

nonsense.

I'm still ugly with it, but dude without it, I look.

My girlfriend once like fucked me up so much.

We went to like my childhood home to like see my grandma or whatever the

fuck and when she saw a picture of me like 14 13 years old without a beard she

literally laughed for 10 fucking minutes. Are you going to make kids this ugly? Like are you going to put kids this ugly enemy? I am still traumatized from that fucking response. So I'm eternally scared. I never shaved my beard by myself I only let my hairstyles do it because I'm afraid if I

fuck it up I will have to shave the whole thing off and she will leave me she will

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