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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 82: Breakfast Soup

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2019

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

We've got a birthday boy!!! That's right, Mike is turning a different age, and we are here for it. On this week's YKS, the Krassenstein bros go stereo mode, we sip some tea and some backup tea, and the institution of the news tries to elbow in to our territory. What da hell...Music for YKS premium is courtesy of Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and our friend Mark Brendle.For more of intern Tyler's misadventures, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. With every Netflix price increase, the entire YKS backlog becomes an even better deal. This week on YKS Premium: Sean Clements of Hollywood Handbook calls in from his backyard to talk NBA GMs and help us workshop some jokes.

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0:00.0

Oh no they get another YKS.

0:05.0

Look out here comes another YKS.

0:08.0

Time to find out why YKS.

0:11.0

Sit down and listen to the mic and JF. Oh no, they get another YKS.S. Sit down and listen to Mike and JF. Oh no, they get another YKS. Now you gotta hear another YKS.

0:17.8

Time to find out why YKS. Put your headphones on, it's YKS.

0:30.0

Hey guys, uh, just a long time fan calling in. Uh, in the late, last episode you had like a bunch of riffs and then you started talking and Mike said,

0:37.0

oh, are we recording?

0:38.0

Which kind of like leads me to ask, what the fuck do you guys talk about when you're not there do you just do when we're not you know with you

0:48.8

spiritually

0:49.8

please respond have a good day

0:54.0

Hey everybody welcome to YKS. Mike and Jesse here. Ready to take you through the world on a magical

1:01.4

mystery tour of crowdfunding, of just rubbing our noses with napkins into the

1:08.7

microphone. I didn't want to look. I didn't want to go I didn't want to go like this yeah that's bad to do

1:16.8

I'm sick we're trying to do better because we've heard your complaints right

1:21.9

we've heard what people are saying about the noises

1:24.2

that we make and we were trying to cut down on the noise stuff. Mike's grunting. Mike

1:29.2

grunts like a pig. Mike grunts like a little hog.

1:33.0

Jesse uses the same verbal ticks over and over again,

1:37.0

to the point where I can sense myself wanting to say them in civilian life,

1:42.0

as we call it, when we're not podcasting.

1:43.7

Yeah and it makes me I feel insane. Sives. Yeah. When you go around the sives. My uh I used

1:50.9

have a friend who was in the army who talked about like civilians and stuff.

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