Episode 81: That's My Grandma

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2019

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Buckle up for this one, gang, because it's time to yiff Lou Dobbs. On today's show, Mike and JF are talkin' night stalkin', pissing on your own self, and ripping off Salt Bae. So let's just get your John Hancock on this and you'll be outta here in no time!Hey! Check out the boys' interview with screenwriter Evan Susser later this week at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks for a very special edition of Real or Fake: Hollywood. Music for YKS is courtesy of Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and our friend Mark Brendle.

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0:00.0	Oh no they get another YKS.
0:04.3	Look out here comes another YKS.
0:06.7	Time to find out why YKS.
0:09.1	Sit down and listen to the mic and JF.
0:11.4	Oh no, they get another YKS now you got to hear another YKS time to find out why YKS
0:18.0	put your headphones on it's YKS
0:20.0	Hey Mike, hi Jay-F, you guys asked us to call in if we had some joke ideas for what Jesus
0:29.7	would be like if he was in marketing.
0:32.2	And I just wanted to say that if you think about it, he sort of already is in marketing.
0:36.0	And his brand message is that he is the son of God, the Prince of Peace, who came to Earth to redeem the sins of mankind,
0:42.0	and not only by believing in him and his message
0:44.5	can one save their eternal soul.
0:48.2	And also I've got an alt here if you guys didn't like that first one.
0:51.2	What is Jesus' favorite form of advertising?
0:55.1	Cross promotional.
0:58.2	So just let me know if you like either of those.
1:00.6	Maybe you could give me some edits.
1:07.0	I'll be in touch. Love the show. Bye now. Hey everyone.
1:12.0	Welcome to YKS. Your Kickstarter sucks.
1:16.0	This is a it's a program. You can play on your telephone.
1:20.0	Isn't that cool?
1:22.0	So thank you everyone to listening for listening to. And let's take that again.
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