Episode 81: The Legend of the 9-Tailed Fox, Drunk Hamsters, & The Hidden Valley Ranch Diamond
Madigan’s Pubcast
Kathleen Madigan
4.9 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 22 March 2022
⏱️ 87 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You've grabbed |
| 0:13.0 | yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on. |
| 0:28.0 | I never have guests, but oh my god, oh dude, this is mustard. This is your, this is senior |
| 0:38.0 | Blanco, brown stog. Wow, Ron's at the dentist. He doesn't like this. He's actually your nephew. |
| 0:46.0 | He's kind of my nephew. Oh, when he hates the cat, you hate the cats, don't you? He'll hurt the cat. |
| 0:54.0 | So anyway, he just wanted to say, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Go, go, little man. |
| 1:02.0 | Turn right. That was our one guest annually. He played out the guest card. There he is. Wow, he, yeah, he smells like the bus. |
| 1:13.0 | Yeah, he smells like a tour bus. He smells like smoking. |
| 1:18.0 | Oh, wow. Yeah, I need to wash my hand. I didn't smell him that bad. I guess I didn't touch his belly. It's his stomach poor guy. |
| 1:27.0 | And he's got to sleep with Ron. He's just a beast. They're both sweaty beast, but it's not your fault. Is it mustard? No, it's his fault. |
| 1:38.0 | He's ignoring me now. Anyway, it's so much stuff to go over anyone episode 81. Isn't that exciting? My lighters so many things. |
| 1:52.0 | Where to even start? Well, this past the past weekend was so much fun because we went to Charlottesville and Virginia Beach. |
| 2:03.0 | And I got to go to Monticello, which by the way, if you ever go there, there's an alcohol consumption area. I took a video of it, but it's out back. |
| 2:13.0 | But there is a very cute little like a soda snack shop, but they do have beer. And this was not open because I'm going to save it, but I drank this one. |
| 2:22.0 | This is my recommendation if he go to Monticello, get the full Nelson, Virginia pale ale. Now, I wouldn't have a bunch of them. It was delicious, but it's not like a bug light or something. |
| 2:34.0 | It's just a little thicker, wonderful, wonderful thing. And the tour was great, although I was audit with all these high school people. |
| 2:44.0 | The questions I thought everybody knew about Sally Hemings, the Thomas Jefferson had a slave named Sally Hemings, and he had a bunch of kids with not just one kid, a bunch of kids. |
| 2:53.0 | And the girl kept going, wait, she was black. Yes, yes, most slaves at the time were black. Wait, and he had kids with her and then they had to live outside. |
| 3:05.0 | Well, yes, they were inside a slave's quarter, but yes, it was horrible. But the questions, I don't know how the tour guide halfway through didn't quit, but then again, it's so amusing. |
| 3:17.0 | Wow, and I didn't, I didn't get my ticket in time to see the dome room, but then they told it, then they tell you on the tour, oh, that's just a storage area. |
| 3:25.0 | Why was it going to pay 50 extra bucks? It goes to your fucking attic. |
| 3:29.0 | I didn't, but I got the slave tour and you get the house tour. And you know, it's weird because people, they try to say, well, everybody had slaves back then. |
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