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Spilled Milk

Episode 79: Canned Childhood

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Food, Comedy, Arts

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2012

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00.0

Oh no that I that was yes you were great and and I wanted to say something about that because I got an I got an email from from a fan if you can call them a fan saying maybe we should consider changing our our slogan our tagline.

0:13.2

Are you serious?

0:14.4

Because we don't always cook something.

0:16.7

And let me just say, you know,

0:20.0

you can't just go changing a tagline like that you know you don't know the ramifications

0:25.6

uh... like i mean superman is not literally made out of steel

0:29.4

uh... except for his penis uh... but but he is called the man of steel. And if you like send him a letter

0:35.6

in email like, you know, hey, you know, at Superman, like maybe you should consider

0:40.3

changing your nickname. I don't even think you're going to get a

0:43.4

reply. Or like I mean who would anyone ever say to Michael Jackson except that he's

0:49.4

dead now? Like you're not really the King of Pop, you were briefly the King of Pop when

0:54.8

thriller came out or maybe through the era of like bad but you you didn't stay the

1:00.4

king of Pop therefore we're taking the title back or would they say to him like you

1:04.4

were never the king of pop because we like threw off the monarchy. Yeah that's true that's

1:09.8

true. I mean this is a democracy and at best maybe you're like the eighth district

1:14.9

representative of pop yeah okay okay I'm glad we figured that out so maybe we should

1:19.8

the subject of today's show is canned childhood.

1:24.0

And you know, I can't believe we haven't done this already.

1:28.0

I know.

1:29.0

Because there's so much, I don't know, there's so much good stuff we're going to be tasting today I know I hope

1:34.8

it's good stuff so we're talking about the the canned goods that were an important

1:41.5

staples of our youth.

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