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Spilled Milk

Episode 78: Gum

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Food, Comedy, Arts

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2012

⏱️ 16 minutes

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0:00.0

so excited about a show on something that isn't actually food.

0:03.6

Yeah, well it's better than our shampoo and toothpaste show.

0:06.7

I think it will be better.

0:07.7

I mean with these you can at least swallow like flavor.

0:11.5

Yeah, when you were when you were a kid like what was the the going urban

0:15.4

legend about what would happen to you if you swallowed gone. Well I think it would

0:18.5

stay in you for seven years. Yeah yeah I remember the seven years also.

0:23.0

Yeah, I think like it was generally believed that it would accumulate in your stomach and turn into like a bizarre and eventually you would die.

0:31.0

Turn into a what? A bizarre, like a weird stomach thing.

0:35.0

What's a bizarre?

0:36.0

It's like when stuff accumulates in your stomach without getting digested.

0:40.0

Does that happen?

0:41.0

It does.

0:42.0

Yeah, if you Google it you'll... How do you spell it? B E Z O A R. Google it you can never

0:50.5

unsee it. I don't want to see it but I might Google it anyway okay

0:54.7

were you allowed to chew gum as a kid yes but only bizarre delicious brand I was not especially encouraged to chew gum when I was a kid, which was a total unfair double

1:09.3

standard because my mom was always chewing Friedend brand gum. Freeden, wow nobody choose free dent.

1:14.5

No, but it still exists.

1:15.6

I saw it.

1:16.5

Yeah, it's exactly like that.

1:18.0

When I was out shopping for gum, free dent still exists and so does fruit stripe? Fruit stripe is that?

1:23.5

I always confuse it with juicy fruit.

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