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Alright kids, you got me today, just me, just pop a bear today.

Why?

We're on day 9,000 of baby watch and Jesse still refuses to let our child out into the world.

Now, the doctor said to her, this is starting to get dangerous, you're way way over the limit

here.

We can actually see the baby pressing her hands against the stomach asking to leave.

Kind of like those kids and cages done in Mexico.

Let's consider Jesse a Mexican prison for children right now because she's keeping

our child stuffed inside of her and won't let her out.

Okay?

So we had a schedule and an induction.

Now, do they do this for us?

Not really.

We got a 10 o'clock tea time tonight for the old baby because apparently when you drug up the mom,

you get a little right in the old belly juice, the baby doesn't pop out for like another

six or seven hours and then they can come in at their leisure tomorrow morning, deliver

the baby and then go play golf or pickle ball or whatever the fuck it is our doctor is doing.

Now for me, I'm a night guy, so I don't really mind it that much.

10 o'clock is right on time for daddy, not so much for Jesse.

She is pretty miserable right now.

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