Episode 783 - Gluing Yourself To Things

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

News, Entertainment News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2022

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Succession actor James Cromwell superglued himself to a Starbucks counter to protest vegan milk costing more than regular milk, Patti Lupone was filmed screaming at an audience member at her Broadway show for not wearing their mask right, and we need to hypnotize Giorgio so he can recover horrible memories from his childhood.

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0:00.0	Here we go inside the rust for my mental side.
0:03.0	Oh ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the rust.
0:10.0	New Patterson Revolution!
0:17.0	Rock you by Ghostbett.com!
0:23.0	Yeah, J.A.B.s!
0:26.0	What's up? I just want everyone to know I'm just as annoyed as you are.
0:29.0	That I'm here.
0:31.0	I know you didn't want to see me, but here I am.
0:35.0	Hold the baby hostage.
0:37.0	I wish it was a prank, you guys.
0:39.0	I wish I would just like pull the baby thing out and be like, ha, got you.
0:45.0	We got a hostage crisis on our hands.
0:49.0	We need to call somebody a SWAT team to get the baby out.
0:53.0	Please.
0:55.0	It's R.I.S. Hello.
0:57.0	This is my wife, my wife's owner, baby hostage.
1:01.0	She's not coming out.
1:03.0	You're not coming out.
1:04.0	Dammit Casey, we shouldn't have stayed in that hotel for that long.
1:07.0	Yeah, Dammit Casey.
1:09.0	Dammit.
1:10.0	Now, is it a crime in Texas to also not let the baby out of you?
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