Episode 78: Swappin' Spit with Mark Serritella

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2015

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast we shoot the shit and swap some spit with comedian Mark Serritella. Mark talks about running Comedy Juice, one of the best standup comedy shows in LA, which happens every Wednesday at the Hollywood Improv. Mark and Ralphie chime in on the politics, drama, and ego surrounding booking and performing standup comedy, until Mark shares his smoothie with Lahna, causing the episode to take a sharp yet hilarious turn into a debate on germs and sharing food and drinks with others. So grab your neighbor's drink and listen in!

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0:00.0	Please, sir, please.
0:01.6	I don't do it after a room.
0:02.6	No, drink for you.
0:03.6	Drink, drink.
0:04.4	You must drink.
0:05.4	Oh, oh, okay.
0:07.5	You're going to drink.
0:08.6	You're going to love.
0:10.0	Okay.
0:10.6	You're going to love it.
0:11.6	I don't think so, but okay.
0:13.2	Drink.
0:13.9	Drink.
0:14.8	We can do this all day.
0:15.7	All day. I like the house too cold.
0:26.6	I like to keep it hot.
0:29.6	I don't care much for cooking.
0:32.6	I like to eat a lot.
0:35.6	Scares me where she's driving
0:37.5	and that always
0:39.2	causes a bite
0:40.2	I like to fuck in the morning
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