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The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Episode 77: Nate and Pancakes

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4603 Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2015

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast Lahna meets up with comedian Nate Bargatze at the famous Griddle Cafe to talk southern religion and comedy over pancakes and bacon. Ralphie shares stories of growing up in Arkansas and Nate and Ralphie talk about food, schoolin' and religion, southern-style. 

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0:00.0

I like the house to cold.

0:09.0

I like to keep it hot.

0:12.0

I don't care much for cooking.

0:15.0

I like to eat a lot.

0:18.0

It scares me when she's driving. that always causes a fight I like to

0:24.6

fuck in the morning and I like to fuck at night sometimes it drives me crazy All those things you do

0:38.3

You're a big fat gentile

0:41.3

And you're a dirty chew

0:43.3

Sometimes you are wrong

0:46.3

Sometimes you're not right

0:49.3

Lighty bus in the morning

0:52.3

And I suck dick at night Oh my god I would love to go to the griddle right now Yeah what would you order What would you get? I know you're not bullshit to me Huh You know you gotta get that bacon Over there Right Which is crazy to be in L.A. and have bacon That you can't even get in the south. No, you can get it at the loveless. You can get it at the loveless. Okay. But this is serious bacon, Jack. And then, and then, I wouldn't fuck around with no toast. Toast got AIDS. Well, not when they make pancakes the size of your whole face bigger than your

1:30.4

bigger than my face and they have like 15 different kinds what which kind of pancake do you like

1:34.8

the best from them buttermil old school so you just go standard yep they have like with tons of butter

1:41.1

they've got so many different kinds they put a glob of butter on fucking everything.

1:47.8

They've got an ice cream scoop for butter back there that they thump in the middle of every cake.

1:55.4

Right.

1:56.0

And it is literally enough.

1:59.4

And they only give you one pancake.

2:01.2

No, no, no, no, no.

2:02.4

They give you more than one. You have to order just one. Otherwise, you get like three. Oh, holy shit. You can't, nobody can eat that. They're biggest hubcaps. Yeah, they're massive. If you get into a whole thing of that, man, you're, you're biggest toad that I've ever met. I mean, if you can eat three of those fucking big ass pancakes over there, that's like,

2:21.6

I'd say a square foot, a fucking, I mean a square yard of pancakes.

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