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Stop Podcasting Yourself

Episode 778 - Ryan Beil

Stop Podcasting Yourself

Graham Clark and Dave Shumka

Comedy

4.82K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2023

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Improviser Ryan Beil joins us to talk Let’s Make a Rom-Com, grocery drama, and car batteries.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello everybody and welcome to episode number 778 of Stop Podcasting Yourself.

0:27.3

My name is Graham Clark and with me is always his a man who I think sets the record for the amount of pens he can stick in his mouth all at the same time.

0:34.0

Mr. Dave Shilfka.

0:35.4

Okay, so here's the 411 at the start of every show we take a little picture of us with the guest on zoom and Ryan had a pen in his mouth.

0:49.0

And I said, let's all put a pen in our mouth and I just went I went to staples this weekend and got myself some new pen.

0:56.5

Oh nice.

0:57.5

That's my mouth full of pens and then just now and we took a picture just now I took them all out and I was like, I just been thinking there's a lot of metal on those pens.

1:06.2

I was like a metallic taste.

1:07.9

No, my mouth's bleeding.

1:09.9

Oh shit.

1:10.5

Did you stab yourself in the mouth?

1:11.9

My mouth's bleeding like Jimmy Stewart and that's a wonderful life.

1:18.8

Is that that is just all of a sudden from the pens?

1:22.0

I'm just bleeding before.

1:23.2

Oh no, it's bleeding all day.

1:24.4

It's been a pretty good.

1:25.4

Yeah, that's it.

1:26.4

But I got a lot of go to your doctor if you have a nonstop blood taste in your mouth.

1:34.4

We'd get that checked out.

1:36.4

I wonder what came first people saying that blood tastes metallic or did before that were the first time someone tasted metal.

1:44.4

They're like, um, bloody.

1:45.4

Just like blood.

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