Episode 777 - Christine Bortolin

Stop Podcasting Yourself

Graham Clark and Dave Shumka

Comedy

4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Christine Bortolin returns to talk elf life, dreamy times, and dog sledding.

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0:00.0	Hi, he's Dave Shumka, and he's Graham Clark, and together we host Stop Podcasting Yourself.
0:15.0	Woo!
0:23.0	Hello everybody and welcome to episode number 777 of Stop Podcasting Yourself.
0:28.0	My name is Graham Clark, and with me as always is a man who's wearing my favorite shirt that looks like the German flag, Mr. Dave Shumka.
0:35.0	It's navy blue, not black.
0:37.0	I know from where I'm sitting.
0:39.0	You eat me and I in Berlin.
0:41.0	I'm not a Berliner.
0:42.0	I'm just wearing a rugby shirt that someone else was like asked if I played rugby at Queens University, and I was like,
0:52.0	well, I can't wear the shirt around you anymore. I have to plan it.
0:56.0	Oh, hey, maybe I should wear the shirt today. No, I'm going to see that guy. He's going to ask me.
1:01.0	I'm going to come off as a total phony.
1:04.0	What are the shirts you can get away with?
1:06.0	No one's going to ask you if you play polo in a polo shirt.
1:09.0	No, but if you're wearing a polo shirt that's white, then people might think you're into tennis.
1:15.0	Sure.
1:16.0	If you're wearing those water polo helmets that cover your ears, those straps on your head, the people will be like,
1:22.0	hey, you play water polo?
1:23.0	No, it's just, it's a preppy thing.
1:26.0	And if it's blue, they think you work at Best Buy.
1:29.0	Yeah, exactly.
1:31.0	That voice you hear right there, very funny comedian, favorite guest here on the podcast.
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