Welcome everybody to Crystal Kyle and friends. Obviously a little different situation going

on today for those who are watching us. I am in New York and Crystal is in DC and I want

to go ahead and tell the lovely people why that is.

While we are recording this earlier than we normally do because I am going to be a guest

on Bill Mars show real time on HBO. So we have to fly to LA on Thursday when we normally

tape the show. So that is what's happening.

Yeah. So there you have it. And I will be giving everybody amazing access behind the scenes.

I will be with Crystal in LA. I am absolutely dreading the flight because I hate flying.

If there is a doctor out there, please prescribe me a million Xanax or Kalana pin or whatever

so I can get through that.

So we have never flown together Kyle. So what should I expect?

Nothing. I sit there looking normal while inside. I am like, fuck this, fuck this,

fuck this, fuck this, fuck this, fuck this, fuck this, fuck this, fuck this, fuck this,

I will be able to pick up on your signs of stress though, don't you think?

Just go quiet. You just get quiet when you are stressed.

Right. So that's what will happen.

That's what I will be on the plane. I don't want to be on a plane right now.

You will be irritated and quiet. That's what you will be.

Very likely yes. Very likely yes.

I also just hate the hassle of like, you know, your bags and TSA and this and that and

you know, say a whole production just to get through. I would literally rather drive

to California than fly. But anyway, we are going, it will be fun. I am going to record

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