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Thursday May the 9th. 8th. 8th. 8th. 9th would be seven days from this Thursday.

Nine, you're right. And the day we're recording this is Thursday, May the second.

So whatever happens between now and then is nobody's business.

It won't matter as much because it's a funny show so it's a goof show. So we're going to start with this awesome story from Inside Edition after losing all of her money to an online scam 74 year oldyear-old Ohio woman robs bank at gunpoint.

What I love about this story is a 74 lady robs this bank, but she kind of did a lot of planning.

Like I'm kind of like I kind of feel like giving her a little like she got caught.

Yeah, she got caught.

So all right.

Only got 500 bucks again.

Round the bank isn't like it was. Decided to rob a credit union, I don't know.

Maybe a different bank.

I don't know.

I don't know how much banks keep in the thing anymore, but it feels like a regular bank might have a little bit of credit.

I'm not a cops and robbers, robber, right? But I think the banks have cottoned on that they're full of money.

Yeah. And they've got a pretty good system to make sure you don't get lots of it.

And I imagine the credit union was just like,

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