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The explicit tag is there for a reason. Oh, well, it's not. Recording live from glory hole studios in Chicago and beyond. This is cognitive dissonance. Every

episode we blast anyone who gets in our way. We bring critical thinking, skepticism,

and irreverence.

To any topic that makes the news,

makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome mad.

Today is Thursday, May the 2nd, and it is contempt of court week.

Hey!

Man, do you think he's... I know a lot of people are saying that nothing's really going to happen, but he has been fined.

Yeah, I don't agree with the nothing is going to happen.

I think Judge Mershaun, I may be mispronouncing that, so forgive me if I am.

I think that guy has basically said, we are not

fucking around.

I love that guy's ramen noodles, by the best.

The best, the best ramen noodles.

Juan Mershaunh Ramachaun. Actually not the best ramen noodles. Actually not the best ramen noodles.

What is the best ramen noodles?

You know, I like Itchy-Bahn.

I think those are good.

And I also like the, I gotta, I gotta set a Korean ones from Costco that are just outstanding.

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