Remember when they said Kim Jong-un was, like, dead a few weeks ago?

Yeah, and then, like, two days later, they're like, nope, whoops.

I guess he's not dead.

They were basing it off.

So the way, like, news from Korea works is that, like, some insane South Korean tabloid,

like fucking mad magazine shit, like not real just be like oh yeah uh kim jong un fed

800 orphans to a single dog but the dog grew so strong for meeting the children and he

was able to operate a a well to be fair antiquated a Soviet anti-aircraft gun, which he used to annihilate a squadron of women who had all refused to have sex with Kim Jong-un, who, by the way, is gay and has AIDS.

Which he tried to do on his private roller coaster, of which he's built thousands.

Yes, absolutely. Yeah. Well, that's a lot of people don't understand. I read this in a South Korean press. he tried to do on his private roller coaster of which he's built thousands yes absolutely yeah well

that's a lot of people don't understand i i read this in a south korean press is that is people are like

oh north korea like they don't have cars they only have trains they're not exactly trains it's

actually they're like mini like they're it's all cabooses first of all but. But it's like those little, like, trains you go around on the theme parks. And so, you know, you can still fit 30 or 40 people on those bad boys. But you got to have a lot of guys hanging off the sides. And in fact, it's grown so, it's so common there that basically the whole country is crisscrossed by train tracks

there's drive-by shootings on these mini trains

there's train jackings it's it's it's

I'll tell you what it's like the wild west

um but north

oh is there a failed solution to the trolley problem

I'm sure

Jeffery West problem. All caboose.

I love a good caboose.

That word is so funny.

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