Remember when they said Kim Jong-un was like dead a few weeks ago?

Yeah, and then like two days later they're like, nope, so whoops.

I guess he's not dead. They were basing it off.

So the way like news from career works is that like some insane South Korean tabloid like

fucking mad magazine shit like not real will just be like, oh yeah.

Kim Jong-un fed 800 orphans to a single dog.

But the dog grew so strong for meeting the children and he was able to operate

a well to be fair antiquated a Soviet anti-aircraft gun which he used to annihilate a squadron of women

who had all refused to have sex with Kim Jong-un who by the way is gay and as AIDS.

Which he tried to do on his private roller coaster of which he's built thousands.

Yes, absolutely. Yeah, well that's a lot of people on the state.

I'd read this in a South Korean press is that people are like, oh North Korea like they don't have cars

they only have trains. They're not exactly trains. It's actually they're like many like they're

it's all cabooses first of all but it's like those little like trains you go around on the theme

parks and so you know you can still fit 30 to 40 people on those bad boys but you gotta have a

lot of guys hanging off the sides and in fact it's grown so it's so common there that basically the

whole country is crisscrossed by train tracks. There's drive-by shootings on these mini trains.

There's train jackings. It's it's it's it's I'll tell you what it's like the Wild West um

but North. That was their failed solution to the trolley problem.

Oh

Oh cabooses. Uh-huh. I love the caboose. That word is so funny. Caboose. There's some words

that are just I love to say caboose. Um

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