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Patterson Revolution! Evolution! Oh, what the hell?

Sometimes when you turn your head, I'd like to get you.

I just like to get a reaction.

If I'm not completely focused on you.

Yeah, yeah.

If your beepers aren't on my person, then... on you're gonna get the

gonna get the surprise of your life. What an old man way to say that.

I know I know if your peepers aren't all my person. Yeah, all my person.

I like it really grinds my gears and gets my goats.

You know why I'm talking like that? There's actually a great reason for this.

I've been writing the sequel

to at night she cries while he rides his steed. It takes place in the Civil War.

Okay. So the Civil War era so a lot of these phrases and sayings I've been looking up for the past

I love it.

Week now and it's like, man, how the fuck did they get through that time period I just I mean there's

one joke that I wrote today like they go into town there in like Fredericksburg Virginia and they go into town. They go into town and it's like,

there's a public outhouse.

And it's like, man, you know, you don't even have to use a quarter or anything like it's just a public outhouse in the middle of the city.

Right. That's this is a really nice city we're in.

So, but that joke I physically had to look up and be like man did they not do they still not have like indoor plumbing in the civil war and the answer is no they did not yeah and I was like shit

Still using outhouses.

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