Episode 75 - That Was Your High School Crush?

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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🗓️ 27 July 2017

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss this weird part of the year where it's not quite football season, but you still hate the Little League World Series enough not to watch it, starting your own religion, and high school celebrity crushes. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!
0:07.0	Patterson Revolution!
0:20.0	Now batting, batting, batting number two,
0:22.0	jerk, jeric, jeric, jeter, jeter, jeter, jeter, jrick, jeter, jeter, jeter, jeter, it's that time, James.
0:27.2	It's that weird time of year.
0:30.0	We're in the end of July.
0:33.0	It's hotter than a fucking swamp pocket.
0:37.0	Football is not back yet.
0:39.0	We're still, it feels so close.
0:42.0	We're still like 35 days away so
0:44.3	so it's baseball we're done and we're done to baseball is what we're down to
0:47.4	to which is fine no no it's look like like I enjoy it. Judge is like exciting.
0:54.4	He's great.
0:55.4	Baseball right now is great.
0:57.2	The Cubs are back, back in first place.
1:01.0	Yankees and Red Sox are back at the top of the divisions where they should be.
1:04.8	The best team in the league is a team called the Houston Astros.
1:08.0	Who?
1:10.0	They haven't been good since never.
1:12.6	I don't know if they've ever won a fucking World Series ever.
1:17.2	They have the best record in the league and they did it all with young kids and
1:21.0	in the farm system, which is extremely rare
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