Episode 76: Finding Captain Cook, Saving TAB Soda, & Deregulated Salad Dressing
Madigan’s Pubcast
Kathleen Madigan
4.9 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2022
⏱️ 94 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab |
| 0:12.9 | yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on. |
| 0:17.4 | Turnmites! My God, it's episode 76. How exciting is that? 76, so you're my younger |
| 0:31.9 | sister who was born as what? Abyssin, tinil, baby. So many things, so many things, |
| 0:38.2 | turnmites. Let's start with where have I been? I was in Florida with Lewis Black, |
| 0:45.6 | and we did a little golf, and a termite in Florida, Allison, and her husband, Paul, super fun |
| 0:51.7 | termites, and invited us me and Lou to golf at a very, very nice place called Atlantic Beach |
| 0:59.5 | Country Club. And it wasn't snotty or nothing. No, a lot of the country clubs are super intimidating |
| 1:04.4 | and snotty. This one was super, everyone was very friendly, and when I got to me, the cart, |
| 1:12.3 | look what the termite had given me. A bucky's cooler. I saw a cooler, and I got excited. I'm like, |
| 1:18.4 | oh, maybe they got some local beers, which she did that too, which she drove way far down to this giant |
| 1:23.8 | buckies. And inside the buckies, did you know the buckies, people, they make their own animal |
| 1:29.0 | crackers. I love these as a kid. Well, I still do. Yeah, they have their beaver buddies. |
| 1:33.7 | And then I got to say I had never tried it. I ate lose bag. He did not eat his, so I stole his |
| 1:43.0 | five stars on the buckies trail mix. It's got M&Ms. You know what? He knows we don't just want |
| 1:50.0 | healthy shit. No. And then the beaver nugget milk chocolate I'm saving for my mom looks delicious, |
| 1:58.3 | but I'm down to tea right now. I'm getting a new order with this, so I don't want to eat the |
| 2:03.6 | nut thing, but it was just a wonderful surprise and a wonderful day of golf. Super windy Lewis shot |
| 2:11.6 | 101. Yeah, I just said that out loud. I hope he's listening. I shot 80. What? |
| 2:20.0 | And you know, sometimes you think, well, I don't know. Do we, is this rude? Should we not take |
| 2:24.9 | this offer? But why not? Right? We had a blast. Otherwise, we couldn't get to play there. |
| 2:29.5 | And then we played over at God. Now I can't remember the TPC sawgrass, right? The 17th hole, |
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