Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grabbed

yourself a drink? Pull up a bar stool? Let's talk about what's been going on.

Termites. Episode 77. That excited. So many things, termites. So many. First of all,

you might be thinking, what is this bronze cow in front of you, Kathleen? Well, that is a trophy.

You don't really get trophies as adults anymore. And you know what? It's kind of fun to get one.

You sell out the show in Durham. At the Carolina Theater, you receive a bull. Well, it was a bull.

And then in TSA, they were like, why are you taking a cow with you? And I'm like, it's not a cow. It's a bull.

But by the time I got it home, it's a bull because its horns fell off. And it's ear fell off. But I have them in my pocket.

So it's a cow now. But I'm going to make it a bull with some gorilla glue. Because the last time it broke

too and they're like, oh, send you another one. But you know what? Maybe I'll leave it as a one-year bull.

And why the bull? Because of tobacco. There's a giant bull in downtown Durham. A giant one. It's awesome looking.

Bulls, something tobacco back in the day. They used to make lucky strikes there too.

Yeah, it's a migrate uncle. Mark smoked. Love them. Lucky strikes. Yeah.

So the shows were super fun there. Both of them sold out so smart. I love North Carolina. Like I could live in North Carolina.

Yeah. And Charlotte is so it's so young and it's so fun. And then I googled it. It has more millennials coming in than any other city in the United States.

So prepare yourself people my age. The children are coming. But it was it's while it was also 70 degrees.

Unnaturally it was absolutely gorgeous. And Raleigh Durham and the whole thing. And then I cruise through Duke's campus because I'd never seen it.

Yeah, it's gorgeous. Yeah, I don't know what it costs there. Like go there. Like what a billion. They don't even tell us about that shit in the Midwest.

I was told you they're going to University of Missouri or University of Kansas. And if you're super weird, Illinois somewhere, which I did two and two in each.

Yeah, but the Duke family. Well, maybe I would have paid I always tell Lewis. Maybe I would have paid attention.

And if I've gone to a college that looked like something out of a fucking movie, my whole goal driving to SIUE was to not hit a deer.

That's not very inspirational. And on their brochure like one time I did a gig at Princeton. I actually I never do college comedy.

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