I'm Matthew.

And I'm Molly.

And this is Spilled Milk, the show where we cook something delicious, eat it all, and you can't have any.

Today we are talking about knife sharpening.

And I think this was one from, oh, no, it's suggested by listener Emily.

Thank you, listener Emily.

Oh, thank you, listener Emily.

And I'm glad we're doing this today because I'm, as I mentioned, still recovering from gum surgery. And so, like, there are still things I can't eat, so I'm not going to do. But you can eat knives. But I can eat knives. Crunch, crunch, crunch. We found the one thing you could do. Yeah, but no, but I can still, like I can still use my hands. Your scissor hands. I can still use my scissors hands,

but I have to keep them sharp. Okay. So. Okay. Yeah, these are, these are, like, we have a lot of beloved characters that drop in on the show. There's Mr. Etymology. There's normal Pete. There's Edward Ciceroans, and we made up all these characters.

Mrs.

Cupperson. Mrs. Cuffison, yeah. And no one is going to tell us to cease or desist. Absolutely not. All right. Okay, let's put a disclaimer up at the top of this episode, which is this. If you don't want to hear a middle-aged guy drone on about knife sharpening for half an hour, you're dismissed.

You can, like, it's a free show. You can wait for next week's episode because that is for sure what's going to happen.

Okay.

But maybe there'll be something interesting along the way. I can't promise, but I'll try.

I sure hope so. Yeah. Because I can't promise, but I'll try. I sure hope so.

Yeah.

Because I can't leave.

As I was researching this last night, I was like, oh, this is really interesting. And I don't know if anyone else will agree. Okay. No, I get it. I get it. Okay. Yeah, you're right. Molly, you're also, like, you're dismissed. and I can just like, I can just do the whole show myself.

I have some errands to run.

Okay, Molly, do you have any knife sharpening memory lane?

I do. also like you're dismissed and I can just like, I can just do the whole show myself. I have some errands to run.

Okay, Molly, do you have any knife sharpening memory lane? I do. So I remember that my dad had a knife

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