4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 21 March 2016
⏱️ 45 minutes
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This week we're returning to our collective pool of rage to discuss the 2015 previously unheard-of Nicolas Cage film "Pay the Ghost." Why was is previously unheard of? Because it is bad. It is very bad. Special topics of conversation include: way too much discussion of the anatomy of Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation, mushing a bunch of movies together, all of the financial woes of one Nicolas Cage, what happens when a person who doesn't really like horror movies tries to make a horror movie, pretty German ladies and LORIIIIII!
We sort of feel like it's a dumb question to ask you if you've seen this one--of course you haven't, why would you? More importantly, why did we??-- but on the off chance you Netflix'd into it...what do you think of it? If not, what's your favorite Nic Cage role? Tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance.
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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
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0:00.0 | It is weird that data has a dick, though. |
0:14.6 | Sorry, we've just spent the last like 10 minutes talking about data's dick. |
0:19.4 | Not 10 minutes, five, minutes 5 2 several several minutes |
0:22.5 | do people call it |
0:24.3 | SNG or S-T-N-G |
0:26.1 | Star Trek next generation |
0:27.3 | I don't know |
0:28.0 | Star Trek and I don't know shit about |
0:29.9 | Star Trek shit |
0:30.6 | I just know the data has a dick |
0:32.6 | Why does he have a dick |
0:34.6 | though |
0:34.9 | Who's he gonna fuck? |
0:37.8 | I guess Yarr, I guess, I guess, Shannon Yard. |
0:39.3 | Yeah. |
0:41.4 | But before she got kicked off the show for posing in Playboy? |
0:44.2 | Is that why? |
0:45.0 | Yeah. |
0:45.4 | They fucking kill her. |
0:46.6 | I couldn't, spoilers for Star Trek next generation. |
0:49.6 | I couldn't believe it, though. |
0:51.1 | I thought she would come back to life. |
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