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Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Episode 73- The Witch (2015)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7635 Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2016

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Well, now you can do it on a budget with the Arby's 5 for $5! There's no better deal in fast food. Seriously though, have you seen "The Witch" yet? If not, don't listen to this episode. Don't do it to yourself, because we super-spoil it. For those of you who have seen it, some special topics of consideration include: how humor is created (repeating a joke ad infinitum is probably the best way), starting a cult of Werewolf Ambulance, more beatboxing, people being confounded by both pop culture and the endless annoyances of having to see a movie in public with other humans, and SPOILERS, you guys, spoilers, we don't wanna hear about it, we warned you!

Did you see "The Witch"? What did you think? Let us know on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. Please also consider leaving us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us grow and also touches us deeply when we read them. Seriously.

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

0:14.9

Yeah, but I'll take that butter.

0:16.7

You got that butter?

0:18.1

I've been picking up my cats and making them look around corners to wherever my husband is

0:23.6

and just having them go, would's thou like to live deliciously?

0:28.3

Which is funny to me, but not him.

0:30.6

I don't know why.

0:31.8

It's funny to him.

0:32.6

He brought it up.

0:33.3

He was stoked on it.

0:33.8

Oh, really?

0:34.4

That's good.

0:35.0

I'm glad he told you about it.

0:36.2

It's a funny joke. It's funnier, the more you do it, too.

0:39.1

So when you're in like the 15th time in a day and the cat's just like, why are you

0:42.4

fucking doing this to me?

0:44.0

It's funny.

0:44.9

This is comedy.

0:45.9

This is a comedy podcast.

0:47.3

Hello. movie comedy podcast. I'm Alan. I'm Katie. And we're here for you guys. What do you need us to do?

0:56.7

What, yeah, how can we help? We'll wait. So this week, we're here to talk about the 2015, but in

1:04.2

theaters now, the witch, or as assholes call it the vivitch, because it's got two Vs on the poster instead of a W.

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