Episode 73: The Yankees Signed An Infielder!
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2019
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
The Yankees have signed an infielder! Spoiler: it’s not Manny Machado. The guys dissect DJ LeMahieu and get analytical. What is the infield going to look like? Does this close the book on Manny? They give their opinions on Dan Clark for the final time and wish him well (not). They both get heated about Severino’s arbitration situation and how ugly it is. Midway through you get a live listen to Hubbs and Smokes watching the new Game of Thrones trailer. It’s riveting. There’s some talk about Kyler Murray and the A’s, and then the show wraps up with what they think is in A-Rod’s secret vault!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.0 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:08.0 | What's up? What's happening? |
| 0:11.0 | Welcome, it's another edition of the Short Porch, your number one destination, |
| 0:15.1 | the 27th time World Series champion New York Yankees. I am your host, Hubbs, alongside me on the other side of the |
| 0:22.0 | laptop Tommy smokes, Scabilly the |
| 0:24.8 | Colossus of Cloud what's happening Tommy? What was that new intro? New intro? |
| 0:28.4 | Switching it up. Well thing I had there in my back pocket. I don't know how I feel |
| 0:32.2 | about that. It was a little about that it was a little long yeah we're just trying out new things |
| 0:36.8 | it's okay yeah trying it out no it's fine I just like a heads up I wanted to say you today |
| 0:41.2 | yeah I should send you a text. What was going on? |
| 0:43.4 | You know how I am with change. |
| 0:45.2 | You know how I don't handle change. |
| 0:46.9 | You like things as boring as possible. |
| 0:48.9 | No change whatsoever. |
| 0:50.1 | I like consistency, not boring. |
| 0:52.0 | I like consistency. You like routine. you don't like anything and no curveballs whatsoever you're only a |
| 0:57.0 | fastball hitter yep I know the drill well it appears like we are not getting made in Matrato. |
| 1:08.6 | And I'm not definitively putting a no there |
| 1:11.4 | because he's not another team, and Ken Rosenthal seems to think that we're still in it somehow he's like he's like I don't believe |
| 1:17.8 | Machado's gonna be a naughty Yankee until I seem another uniform at opening day and I mean I who fucking I don't know how it would work but the |
| 1:25.4 | reason being we signed Dijilah Mehu from the Colorado Rockies he's a three-time |
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