Episode 72: Please Do Stuff
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 8 January 2019
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
The waiting game continues. Manny Machado has to yet to sign, but hey we got Tulo! Manny’s wife loves NYC and a happy wife leads to a happy life. A-Rod is thirst trapping Manny, but will it work? The guys talk about certain delusional White Sox fans and wonder why on Earth you would choose to play for them. An MLB strike is coming soon because of how messed up the CBA is for players. Zach Britton is coming back, and we figure out his confusing contract. Also Dan Clark is a buffoon!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.4 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.2 | Welcome to another edition of The Short Porch. |
| 0:11.4 | I'm your host, Hubbs, Sami in the same room today my |
| 0:15.2 | co-host the vape god the classes of cloud Tommy smokes Tom Skibelli what's happened |
| 0:19.2 | in the man uh... not much i'm just bored of nothing happening in Major League Baseball. |
| 0:24.0 | There needs to be a deadline. |
| 0:25.0 | I was thinking that too, but then I was like, I don't know how that could possibly work. |
| 0:30.0 | It doesn't, there's no deadline in any other sport, right? |
| 0:33.0 | No, not like free agency deadline. |
| 0:35.0 | Like, this is insane. |
| 0:36.0 | Yeah, I think... |
| 0:37.0 | And it's the same shit as last year where Boris is having all his clients wait and do the waiting game. |
| 0:42.0 | Like, it seems like Andrew McCutcheon signed his three year, |
| 0:44.1 | 50 million dollar deal with the Phillies |
| 0:46.2 | three years ago. |
| 0:47.0 | Oh yeah, I was thinking like, I don't think it could happen |
| 0:50.9 | because it probably hurts the players more than the teams and |
| 0:54.8 | I don't think people already realize that. |
| 0:56.8 | Boris doesn't realize that like it's just hurting the players. |
| 1:00.2 | Yeah, well but a deadline. |
| 1:01.2 | Donald thing got like a $23 million deal. |
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