Episode 73 – Enter Halite

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

Arts, Books, Comedy

4.8 • 595 Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2020

⏱️ 132 minutes

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This episode begins with the introduction of possibly the greatest character in the history of the podcast (apologies to Bleriana, Jack Star, and the Robot Pimp) Greg Hale. He enters like a bull, in all his ogling, olive oil swigging, convicted murderer glory. From there we’ll move on to international intrigue, tired stereotypes, Idiot Switch … Continue reading "Episode 73 – Enter Halite"

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0:00.0	Hey, everyone.
0:13.8	This is 372 pages.
0:15.6	We'll never get back.
0:16.6	This is the podcast where occasionally we talk about bad books.
0:20.6	We being Michael Jane Elson and, of course, Connor.
0:23.3	How are you?
0:23.7	Connor Lestoka.
0:24.5	How are you, I'm good, Mike.
0:25.7	Just got back from a trip to Costco, the pandemonium of going to that place just as the doors open.
0:32.2	It's like reminds me of those contests they used to do where you could win a trip to Toys R Us and empty out, you know,
0:38.4	all the shelves into your cart as you ran down the aisles. It's like that. Right. Did it look like
0:42.4	one of those, uh, you might not be familiar with them. There were a lot of 80s movies with people
0:48.0	sort of wearing furs and riding motorcycles around apocalyptic movies where they would film
0:53.7	in an old abandoned power station.
0:55.6	I assume that's what Costco's look like now.
0:57.4	Oh, sure.
0:57.8	Yeah, there's, there were guys with horns on and guys named trash.
1:00.9	Yeah.
1:01.2	They were just like, you know, shortless, shirtless hordes facing off over the, where the free sample
1:06.1	ladies used to be.
1:07.4	Did you, uh, at least smack one old lady on a lark on a assisted rider vehicle just to,
1:15.3	you know, you got to do that. The first like, yeah, that had nothing to do with the current
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