What's going on, Skanks? We're so excited to announce that the Legion of Skanks is going

out together for the first time ever. Starting this summer, August 10th, 11th and 12th, we're

doing a run of theater shows. Starting in Hampton Beach, New Hampshire, Boston, Massachusetts,

and at the Foxwoods Casino and Resort. Tickets are on sale now at bigjcomedy.com or at

Lewisofskanks.com. Black History Month is an annual observance of

Black Excellence. In honor of Black Excellence, the Legion of Skanks would like to celebrate

history's greatest achievements in cultural appropriation. Today, we honor Mark, Robert,

Michael Wahlberg. Born in Boston, Massachusetts as the youngest of nine children. At the age

of 11, his father left for a pack of smokes, never to return, leaving Marky Mark to find

his guidance on the streets. Addicted to cocaine by the age of 13, at 16, Mark was arrested

for attempted murder, assaulting an Asian man while calling him a slined-died gook. Upon

his release from prison, Wahlberg utilized his newfound street cred by starting a rap

career. Marky Mark and the funky bunch paved the way for white rappers by hitting number

one on the charts, while adding a vanilla face to the predominantly black genre. Finally,

Mark reached peak appropriation by displaying his massive man-dingo member on billboards

and movie screens. So today, we honor you, Mark Wahlberg.

For proving that with a proclivity for violence, an interest in drugs and a big enough dick,

any white devil can successfully go from certified wigger to bona fide winner. Remember,

you gotta eat right, train hard, there's realistic goals out there you gotta work hard to

accomplish from going. Burn it out, pace five, James, yeah.

Yeah, Paco. Paco was like Steve on the old spring or show. He got the crowd off. Yeah,

dude. What's up, everybody? I'm from a chair under the wall right now. Fucking lunatic. Get

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