us by Iris, really, Matthew's daughter.

And her Aunt Wendy, my sister-in-law, they teamed up on this project, I think.

And I think we're calling it the Day of Perfect Meals.

So what does this mean?

Here are the rules of the game. It's a game.

It's a game. Can one person win?

Yeah, absolutely by having the better day of perfect meals because we're here to judge each other.

Who the hell's going to be the judge?

Oh, uh, so am I supposed to say, am I supposed to decide my perfect meals based on what

you want to hear?

Maybe the listener is the judge.

Oh, maybe.

Oh, let's have them vote.

Oh, wow, that would be.

I think I'm going to lose.

Okay. So, yeah, so maybe we're... I think I'm going to lose. Let's...

So yeah, so maybe we'll invite the listener to leave comments on the website,

Spilled Milk Podcast.com, and tell us who had the better day of perfect meals.

Okay, so here are the ground rules.

Here's how it works.

It's your day of perfect meals.

You have to choose your perfect breakfast, lunch, snack, dinner, and dessert.

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