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Cecil. Yeah, it's Mexican Alien Day.

It's not a good alien day. I thought it was earlier in the week. I thought, look, here's the thing.

First of all, every day is Mexican Alien Day.

It sounds, it sounds like an immigration.

And I just say it sounds really, really, really anti-immigration.

But I thought what were you saying like that?

It's not what we're talking about. It's not the anti-immigration.

No, that's not okay. We're talking about. I'm just saying I want to put this on the big screen because I just want to talk about this.

So this last week, the Congress, I guess down there, the Senate, viewed these paper mache dummy aliens that brought it.

So one of these hawksters is latching on to the guy who came out in the United States who said that there was aliens.

Like once one of these people pops up their head, it's like they're like locusts, right? They sleep for 17 years and finally somebody's like aliens.

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