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Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 715: 93 Ford Taurus

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Atheist, Religion, Comedy, Skeptic, News, Skepticism, Pseudoscience, News & Politics, Liberal, Politics

4.84.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2023

⏱️ 42 minutes

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0:00.0

This episode of Cognitive Distance is brought to you by our patrons. You fucking rock.

0:09.0

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

0:15.0

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

0:30.0

We're recording live from Glorious Studios in Chicago and beyond. This is Cognitive Distance.

0:46.0

Every episode we blast anyone to get in our way. We bring critical thinking skepticism and silliness to any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes it across the ocean.

0:56.0

Run across the ocean. It's skeptical. It's some bullshit. And there is no welcome at today is our silly show.

1:05.0

You're listening to this on Thursday. I think it would be the 14th.

1:10.0

I'm not 14. That's not seven days from now. We're recording this on the seventh and Cecil. I got to tell you. I just want to set the side.

1:17.0

I love this part of our new idea too. Like if this part brings like an irrepressible adolescent joy to me, even finding the stories.

1:28.0

Like Haley has, she's got a complete news moratorium. She's not watching any of it. She's a fucking boycotting anything serious because she just can't do it right now.

1:39.0

But she will find these stories for me sometimes. She'll send me, she'll be like, I saw this crazy shit to be great for your silly news show.

1:45.0

And she'll send this to me because it's just a joy. It's just a fucking joy. I love it.

1:50.0

This one in particular with person is like, got a fucking hamster ball and they're trying to run across the ocean.

1:56.0

Story comes from the Miami new times. Florida extreme athletes, transatlantic hamster wheel expedition thwarted by Coast Guard.

2:05.0

Guys, not for the first time. Not for the first time more than one time. There's been more, there's been more than one transatlantic hamster wheel expedition thwarted by this.

2:14.0

God, why from this one guy? This guy keeps building fucking hamster wheels.

2:21.0

And then it feels like a madlib. It genuinely feels like a madlib. It feels like there was a lot of adjectives in front of something.

2:28.0

Let's play madlibs.

2:29.0

Okay. All right. Cecil, I'm going to need the name of let's see an animal.

2:34.0

Okay.

2:35.0

And a shape and a US agency.

2:42.0

Can you, can you give me sure a porcupine triangle department of justice.

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