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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 711 - You Gotta Dance

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Wilderness, Sports, Comedy

5.0908 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Here's a little conversation about beaver attacks and buying trucks. It's sure to make your day. Enjoy! 

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, my hit record.

0:02.4

Here we go.

0:03.2

So now's probably a good time to start brainstorming some ideas about what we might talk about on an episode.

0:09.7

Yeah.

0:10.4

Because I got nothing.

0:11.6

I got nothing.

0:12.2

I don't have nothing.

0:13.1

That's untrue.

0:14.0

But I ain't got much.

0:15.3

You know what's going on in my house right now?

0:17.2

No.

0:17.8

I have no idea.

0:18.8

The big hubbub right now is my son has discovered weird Al Yankovic. Oh, that's nice, though. That's good. It's very good. Yeah. We watched, we watched U.H.F the other night. Another one rides the bus. Bada-dum. Another one rides a bus. And another one's on, and another one's on.

0:39.4

Another one rides a bus, yeah.

0:41.9

That's classic.

0:43.3

That's a classic.

0:45.1

Hey, I can I sit by you?

0:50.7

That's just good classic weird owl right there.

0:53.5

That's right. A little beat it. Eat it? Eat it? Because I'm fat. I'm fat. Real, real fat. Oh, God. We watch, we watch, we watch, UHF. And that is, I don't know that. That's, that's his movie. That's like the movie he wrote and starred in.

1:11.9

I've heard of it. There was like a bomb, but it became kind of a cult. I mean, you're a big, big, big, big, weird owl fan, and I'm only just sort of. I'll tell you used to dress, you used to dress up. When we first met, you dressed as. Hawaiian shirts and long crinkly hair.

1:29.7

You dressed as Weird Al for like three and a half years. I just wore the accordion. I didn't know how to play it, but I wore it. Yeah. Yeah. You, I remember, because there were three and a half years, you said, please call me weird Kevin. At to my to my face this time don't worry

1:48.9

already happening hey I can I sit by you uh there's some there's some good weird owl well I mean

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