Episode 710 - Blame AI For This
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
5.0 • 908 Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2026
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Here's a meandering mess of a conversation all about nothing, AI, Baristas, Kindness, Free Burritos, Viagra, Chocolate Supplements and so much more. Please blame AI for how far off the rails this goes. Enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, we are hot, hot and heavy. |
| 0:03.3 | What? |
| 0:05.7 | We are, mics are hot, we are a go. |
| 0:08.8 | Don't say anything you're going to regret. |
| 0:12.4 | Darn. |
| 0:13.7 | Yeah, okay. |
| 0:15.3 | All right, yeah, okay, everything. |
| 0:16.7 | Volume is turned down. |
| 0:17.4 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:18.3 | You ever, like, have you ever gone to the refrigerator and there's, it's full? Yeah. Like it's so full, this happened to me earlier. It was so full, I opened it and a box of salad, like some little box of salad fell out. It's usually a box of pizza for me, but I'm following you. Yeah, but you're there. Yeah. But it's, that's how full the refrigerator is. |
| 0:40.4 | You couldn't stuff one more item in the refrigerator. |
| 0:43.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:44.0 | And I open it, the salad thing falls out. |
| 0:46.6 | I pick that up. |
| 0:47.5 | I shove it back in there. |
| 0:49.1 | And I stare inside the refrigerator for about five minutes. |
| 0:54.8 | And then I'm just like, fuck, there's nothing to eat. |
| 0:58.0 | Yeah, no, yeah. |
| 0:58.6 | I've got nothing to eat. |
| 1:00.0 | You couldn't, if you open the freezer side, same situation. |
| 1:05.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:05.6 | You can't shove another thing in the freezer in my refrigerator. |
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