Episode 708 - Teardrop VS Rooftop
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
5.0 • 908 Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Here's a little ditty about tents, campers, rooftops, Hanks cat, carp and so much more nonsense. Enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | So, we're rolling, Kevin. Oh, okay. Okay, I should probably make sure that... Let me put it on my radio voice. There it is. We'll probably make sure all the mics are turned on. I didn't even do that. They are. They are. Oh, good. Yeah. Yeah, it just goes from... Anyway, so me and Doug were out like we're rolling. Eddie-no, Doug and I. |
| 0:24.2 | Hey, it's Monkey Nuts and the Tird. |
| 0:27.2 | Hey, monkey nuts. Hey, monkey nuts. |
| 0:28.2 | But, do, do it. |
| 0:30.4 | Anyway, I, I wake up, here's how my day went. |
| 0:39.1 | And I want you to know that I woke up with fire in my eyes, dude. |
| 0:44.4 | I woke up at five in the morning. |
| 0:46.1 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:47.0 | Because today, and I don't know how many communities across the country this happens in, but many, the St. Jude dream home. So St. |
| 0:58.0 | Jude, I think my, there's a couple of organizations that I give money to. There's not a lot. |
| 1:06.3 | And let me tell you this, it ain't a lot of money. Yeah. But St. Jude's, St. Jude's is one. |
| 1:12.6 | And it is contingent on you possibly winning a million-dollar prize. |
| 1:20.3 | They hit me up a couple of times a year. |
| 1:22.6 | And I'll float them 50. |
| 1:24.3 | But I'm that guy. |
| 1:25.9 | But if you get enough people giving 50, after a while, it's $200. |
| 1:30.5 | That's right. |
| 1:30.8 | So, but oftentimes it's contingent on me winning a home. |
| 1:37.1 | So the St. Jude dream home giveaway. |
| 1:39.8 | And I know they do multiples across the country. |
| 1:43.1 | It's one of the thing that they do where people buy a ticket. |
| 1:47.6 | In Idaho, in Boise, Idaho area, there's a particular home builder, Berkeley, I believe. |
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