Episode 706 - Look Out For Them Turkeys
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
4.9 • 914 Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Here's a little ditty about attack turkeys, a former cornhole champion, setting the bar low and so much more. Enjoy!
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| 0:38.1 | For the dragon will come when he hears the drum at a minute or two to two today at a minute or two to two to two. Okay, I'm ready. All right, Olivier. Look at you go. So we got a few emails, a few messages from our last episode, which was a couple of weeks ago. No, that it was funny. |
| 0:55.8 | Oh! |
| 0:56.5 | And I thought, we're getting these because, holy shit, you guys are finally funny? |
| 1:00.6 | Oh! |
| 1:01.9 | Lightning struck. |
| 1:03.1 | Bloken clock twice a day! |
| 1:06.0 | So, apparently we raised the bar, and this week we are here to dig that hole let's we are ready to |
| 1:15.6 | dig that hole and bury the bar back to where we normally would happen where we're comfortable |
| 1:20.7 | but apparently a couple of weeks ago we were we were really really on our game all over it nice |
| 1:26.0 | fantastic funny entertaining one of the one of the people we should do that more often no shit really, really on our game. All over it. Nice. Funny, entertaining. |
| 1:28.2 | One of the people... |
| 1:29.3 | We should do that more often. |
| 1:31.0 | No shit. |
| 1:31.9 | On Instagram, I got a message, a couple of emails. |
| 1:34.8 | I got a message on Instagram. |
| 1:38.0 | I'm going to go, I'm going to find it. |
| 1:41.1 | Who messaged me on Instagram? |
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