Episode 702 - Whatever It Takes

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Wilderness, Sports, Comedy

5.0 • 908 Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Here's a whole hour and eight minutes of absolute nonsense where Hank and Kevin regail you with stories about getting an edge at the Olympics, a weird place to find a bomb and Kevin's family cruise. Enjoy!

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0:00.0	here we go.
0:22.4	I just hit the record button, hit the record button. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. I'm going to stretch it out. I got to stretch. I got to stretch. I'm still on Bahama time. Oh, Bahama, mama. You know, things move a little slower down there, you know. Yeah, yeah. You move slower down there than you do up here?
0:23.6	The motto is a... How slow can you move?
0:26.0	Are you walking backwards in Bahama?
0:29.2	Well, the motto down there is...
0:30.5	Bahamas.
0:31.1	Maybe tomorrow.
0:32.8	Oh, I like that.
0:34.5	I like that.
0:35.8	Okay.
0:36.6	We'll get to it tomorrow.
0:38.4	Yeah, Kevin's fresh back from vacation, everybody.
0:40.9	In case you haven't gathered that, he's fresh back from a vacay.
0:46.6	Vacation from what?
0:48.7	Indeed.
0:50.9	I'm just amazed that you could move slower.
1:10.8	Oh, yeah. No, I can really sloth it up. So can I. Absolutely. I've been doing that a lot lately. Making sourdough and just slothing around. You know? Every time I look at a sloth, I think, no, there's, there's, there's an animal enjoying its life. Yeah.
1:11.0	Right? You look at a jackrabbit.
1:12.7	It's all nervous.
1:13.6	Where are you going?
1:14.3	Yeah, what's your problem?
1:15.6	You know, what are you chasing?
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