See this is your problem. This is your problem.

Merlin is your zip code. You really?

94. Yeah. 94-1-1-1-1-A-S-O-N-4.

9-1-1, politically correct.

Excuse me.

Listen, I'm sorry if I...

If you could just... Could you move your little hate crime mobile so that you're actually

sitting on my actual head and shitting on my face while I'm trying to have a life here?

Hi, I just wanted to say thank you.

It's so great to have you here in the neighborhood.

I'm so pleased that you've moved here with this hate crime on wheels that you brought and

now my dogs can't see out of the house because there's a big black wall of hate and oil in front of the window.

But that's fine because I think really if you just came in and really just kind of killed my entire family, kind of like a William Callie kind of thing

maybe the entire neighborhood could just be your own thing and then you could just

come in and you and John McCain could just fucking ruin everything.

Wonderful. You look nice today, a journal of emotional hygiene.

I got a job's question.

What's the difference between a sheriff and like a regular police officer?

Look, I think the sheriff is like the head of a county policing agency.

So the sheriff is more of like a local thing and a police officer is more of like a municipal or a large

organization because the sheriff's are always, sheriffs always seem more independent. They always seem to be wearing tan.

Do they get better hats? Is it just me or do they get better hats?

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