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Episode 6: Jobbo

You Look Nice Today

You Look Nice Today

Personal Journals, Ylnt, Scott Simpson, Lonely Sandwich, Twitter, Adam Lisagor, Merlin Mann, Comedy, Society & Culture, California

4.7897 Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2008

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Jamón y jabón, computerized career counseling, nicaragua@nicaragua.nicaragua, Sandwich does the Boogie Oogie, skating to college, Checkin’ Out!, Angus Young-brand smelling salts.

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0:00.0

Have you guys ever read the book of Mormon? Yeah, skimmed. It's pretty good. Yeah, I think I used it. I used it to kill a bug once. I've never finished it. You know all my all my best friends when I was a kid were Mormon for For some reason, they were just like all nice people.

0:14.4

If I can say something nice about the Mormon people collectively.

0:17.7

All my night, all they, and they always had the wackiest sense of humor

0:21.2

because they were always high on life, like legitimately high on life like weird on

0:25.2

you you actually have never read the Book of Mormon though Adam because you know why you know why they were so nice to you

0:30.4

hmm that's all in the book okay They've each got to adopt one of you guys.

0:36.1

One of the chosen or just one of the non-believers. One of the chosen, one of the bearded ones.

0:40.8

They have to take one of you in and they have to be kind to you and

0:44.2

offer you liniments. Oh that's what that was. Okay. Did they give you liniments?

0:49.9

Do you remember? It was just it's it's it kind of you know I kind of politely accept it and

0:55.2

as I fed it to the cat. It could have it could have been a liniment an unguent it might

0:59.8

have been a salve it could have been some kind of anment, but they probably gave you something in a bowl that smelled a little bit like fish, and that was their way of saying they loved you.

1:08.6

Mm-hmm. Huh. Huh. Good people, the Mormons. You look nice.

1:17.0

You look nice to. You look nice today a journal of emotional hygiene. I took it. I took one of those

1:29.3

electronic tests to tell you what job would be.

1:33.0

I had the jobbo.

1:34.5

Is that what it called jobbo?

1:35.5

Jobbo.

1:36.5

Yeah.

1:37.5

Jobo. I did the jobboo.

1:39.5

I do the job do.

1:41.5

I don't know. I did it it and the first thing that it told me to be and I think I was

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