Episode #7 - Hey, Leonardo

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2019

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

You came back! Hi! On this episode of The Voices In Our Heads ya girl is period-ing and just ate a LOT of food. Let's take a brief tour of the Babes on Blades Spotify playlist that includes the joyful resurgence of "Hey Leonardo." Then, we hear from many Fuckbois who have one unfortunate gal's Instagram inbox in common, I answer a series of random questions and then explain why my Novaco Anger Scale test results made me want to PUNCH A FUCKIN' WALL. Do you have extra monies that you can donate to a good cause? I'm trying to raise $$$ for my Aunt Wendy's vet bills for her beloved horse. If you're down to donate, here is the link: gf.me/u/wnxgf6 For all other things referenced in this episode including ticket links for my live shows, go to: www.KrystynaHutchinson.com Follow me on zee social @KrystynaHutch Be a kind person, meanies suck ass!!! xo - K Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.8	great banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads
0:15.0	voices in our heads
0:19.0	What the fuck is up you guys?
0:21.0	Hi.
0:22.0	Hi. Hi. Oh hi.
0:25.0	Welcome to the voices in our heads. My name's Christina Marie
0:28.1	Hutchinson and I'm a voice in your head right now. Thank you.
0:31.4	Thank you. Thank you. in your how many
0:35.0	how many weird voices can I do in one episode a hundred and eighty seven
0:39.6	probably more than that
0:40.7	oh boy am I on my period you know what fuck all y'all I'm
0:44.2	gonna talk about it. I'm on a period and it's the first day hey that's the one that
0:48.8	sucks the most copyright that's copyrighted just says just me. I'm on my period and the night before my period every time without fail every month since I was the ripe age of 11 that sucks pretty much the night before every period I'm sad and
1:09.1	lonely and I eat a lot of something and last night actually I wasn't sad and lonely last night
1:15.5	because I'm in a very good mood lately. Look at me but I did make a pie and it was a
1:22.4	pumpkin pie and I ate it. I didn't eat the whole thing but I ate half of it.
1:27.0	Ooh that's rich. And I was like man I'm really hungry and my boobs hurt. They feel like they weigh 800 pounds.
1:34.1	And then without fail the next day, I'm like, oh my God,
1:38.0	it's my period.
1:38.9	I forget I get my period every month.
1:42.4	And there was a point where I thought I might have been
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